Young Sonia needs help getting her box away from Mr. Kunta.
Mrs. Windsor would like to adopt an orphan.
Sonia sends a message:
From: sonia cisse
To: sonia_3001cisse2000@yahoo.co.jp
Sent: November 23, 2009 15:07
Subject: Message From Sonia Cisse.
Hello my Dear,
It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish in your country.
There is this amount of nine million U.S dollars($9, 000,000.00) which my late Father kept for me with a security company here in abidjan before his death. Thought he deposited it as family valuable for security reason, and that made the security company not to know the contents of the parcel he deposited with them.
I have decided to invest these money anywhere safe enough outside our Country for security and political reasons. Therefore, I want you to help me to transfer these fund from here into your country for investment purposes on these areas were tax will not be much.
If you can be of an assistance to me, i will be pleased to offer to you 15% of the total fund.
I await your soonest response.
Respectfully yours,
Miss Sonia Cisse.
Mrs Windsor is game for some new adventure
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse2000@yahoo.co.jp
Sent: Mon, Nov 30, 2009 12:37 am
Subject: Re: Message From Sonia Cisse.
Hello Our Dear Sonia:
We apologize for the delay in writing back to you, but Philip insisted we accompany him to the fox hunt, even though he knows that we find it quite unbearable.
We extend our deepest condolences upon the loss of your father. We ourself lost our father many years ago, when we were only 24. We do not know how old you are, but we can imagine that the loss of one's father at any age is apt to be disconcerting. Mum passed on only recently at the ripe old age of 101, and we must say that we were quite distressed about the matter.
As regards your business proposition, we dare say that we are game for some new adventure, as we have taken a much less active role in the family business of late. We should think that taxes would not be much in any area for such a meager amount, but since our family found a way not to pay taxes for most of its history, we suppose we are less concerned about such matters than working people. We have holdings in a lovely little island in the Carribean where we hear taxes are quite low, which we imagine will do nicely for your purposes.
We should like to know more about you, dear, and your plans for your future once you have hold of this small fortune, if one can call it that. We know that if you are anywhere near the age at which we lost our father, the burden of responsibility can be quite cumbersome.
We shall look forward to hearing from you presently,
Elizabeth Windsor
Sonia wants to join the family:
From: Sonia Cisse sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
To: windsor@***
Sent: Mon, Nov 30, 2009 3:43 am
Subject: Waiting to hear from you Sonia.
Dear Mrs Elizabeth Windsor,
Thanks for your responses. I understand all you said in your message and am very sorry to hear that you lost your father too. plesae I will like you to take me as your own daughter and help me our in this transaction so that I will come over to be with you for my new life plesae.
Am contacting you to stand as my foreign partner in the Security Company in-order to claim the Consignment that contained the money.
Before I proceed, let me introduce myself to you very well with my personal details .
My full name : Miss.Sonia Cisse
I was born date 21Th June 1988,
My current residence address : 45 reu 01 bp Plateau Abidjan,
Nationality :Cote d'lvoire, Africa.
I stopped school since l lost my father.
21yrs old.
Please kindly this questions to me.
l am ignorant of business transaction in the world ,What type of profitable venture will you invest the money ? as you receive the consignment that contained the money from the Security Company.
Explain yourself to me as l did to you for our understand of each person.
Your full name.....................
Your mobile number.....................
Your fax number.............................
Your residence address..................
Your Current age................
any of your ID
As l receive your personal information, l will call you on telephone for oral discussion and after that,
I will also give you their contact so you will contact them and instruct them to delivery the Consignment to you as my foreigner partner and guardian who is in position to receive the consignment.
All this needs trust, sincerity and better understanding so that we will be able to achieve our aims. For your information there is no risk involved in this transaction, the money legally belongs to me.I want to assure and reassure you that my request is legitimate and 100% legal and hitch-free. the documents will be send to you once I have haer from with all the information's I need from you.
Thanks,
Wait to read from you again
Sincerely,
Sonia.
Mrs. Windsor is thrilled at the prospect:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Mon, Nov 30, 2009 11:40 am
Subject: Re: Waiting to hear from you Sonia.
Our Dear Young Sonia:
We thank you very much for your kind words. Even though it was so long ago, one always retains some sadness over the loss of a parent. We daresay Mum's recent passing was not so very much unexpected, as she was 101, but Father died at the very young age of 56, and we suppose that one feels robbed of time that may have been spent together.
We must say that you do seem quite the no-nonsense businesslike young lady, which is certainly admirable in some respects, but we have always found that business affairs are much more enjoyable when there is an element of personability. We are a proper old lady of 83, not at all in need of money, but very interested in some adventure to fill one's time.
We are thrilled at the prospect of taking you into our family, as our children are all grown now, and the grandchildren rarely visit. We suppose that is how it is with young people today. The idea of a young lady of 21 around the manor is quite rejuvenating.
If you are to become our daughter, we would very much like to learn more about you personally. What were you studying before your education was so tragically interrupted? Do you hope to resume your studies? (If so, we may be able to get you into Eton.) What are your interests and hobbies? Do you ride? What teams were you on when you were in school?
So many questions, our dear, but if we are to embark on this together, we really would like to get to know each other. We would also like to see what our daughter-to-be looks like, and would very much appreciate some photographs of youself.
In answer to your query about your investment, we mentioned that we had some holdings in a charming little island in the Carribean that has very low taxes, and we will place your money in some profitable fund there. Please do not worry so much about this dear; our family is quite well off, and we have always taken care of our own. As our daughter, you will never lack for anything.
Below is a photograph of Philip and ourself when we were your age. Memories are so precious, dear, and our correspondance has reminded us that one is never too old to form new ones. We hope that the kinship born of our involvement in your financial affairs will afford you fond memories long after we are gone.
We eagerly anticipate your reply presently.
Elizabeth Windsor
The orphan finds a mother:
From: Sonia Cisse
To: windsor@***
Sent: Mon, Nov 30, 2009 1:46 pm
Subject: Thanks and God bless you sonia.
Dear Mother,
Thanks once again for your message to me. I am very happy to when I read your mail and I understand all you said and the questions you ask me. yes I will like to school when I come over. I was doing an accountant in school in the university of Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.
Here is my photo too and I will need this information's from you plesae so that I will give you the contact of the security company so that you will contact them and instruct them to delivery the Consignment to you as my foreigner partner and guardian who is in position to receive the consignment in your conutry plersae. your a mother to me now.
Your full name.....................
Your mobile number......................
Your fax number.............................
Your residence address..................
any of your ID
Thank you and God bless you for helping an ophan like me.
Sincerely,
Miss Sonia Cisse.
Mrs. Windsor thinks it premature:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Tue, Dec 1, 2009 5:10 pm
Subject: Re: Thanks and God bless you sonia.
Dearest Sonia:
We must say that you are quite a beautiful young woman who appears to have been well brought up. We should very much like to see more photographs of you so that we may become more familiar with our daughter-to-be. We are quite pleased to hear that you would like to resume your studies, and we shall see what we can do about Eton.
We should also like to learn about your other interests and hobbies, as even aspring accountants must have some recreation in their lives. Do you ride? What teams were you on in school?
We think it premature for you to be addressing us as Mother before we get to know you somewhat better. We treasure you as our daughter-to-be and anticipate the day we will welcome you at the manor as our daughter. Until then, "Mrs. Windor" will do just fine.
We should like to arrange your passage here as soon as is convenient. We know that you have already told us what city you live in, but we are at times a forgetful old lady. We ask that you tell us again so that we may have an air ticket purchased for you. We suppose we shall need a copy of your passport for that as well.
You are welcome to have your consigment sent to:
Mrs. Elizabeth Windosr
Windsor Crescent
Berkshire, England
SL41NJ
We anticipate your eager reply presently,
Elizabeth Windsor
Mrs. Windsor feels so silly:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Tue, Dec 1, 2009 7:47 pm
Subject: Re: Thanks and God bless you sonia.
Dearest Sonia:
At our age, we suppose one must be excused for misspelling one's own name. Of course you shall address me as "Mrs. Windsor" (not Windor) and you may send your delivery to Elizabeth Windsor (not Windosr).
We feel so silly about this, and we are quite worried that our eyes may be getting as bad as our ears. You must think us a dotty old girl, as we suppose the grandchildren do. Of course they never say so, and neither may you, dear.
Elizabeth Windsor
Sonia has doubts:
From: Sonia Cisse
To: windsor@***
Sent: Wed, Dec 2, 2009 2:33 am
Subject: From Sonia Cisse.
Dear Mrs. Windsor,
Thanks your message once again. I am very happy to read from you this morening and I understand all your message but I don't know if you really want to asisst me out in this transaction or not?? becaues you don't talk about it and the infom's I ask you send to me so that I will give to you the contcts of the security company for the deilvery of the consignment in your conutry so that I will come you did not send it to me why??
If you know that you really want to help in this transaction send to me this infom's
Your mobile number......................
Your fax number..............................
Your residence address..................
any of your ID
Thank you and God bless you for helping an ophan like me.
Sincerely,
Miss Sonia Cisse.
Mrs. Windsor is not amused:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Wed, Dec 2, 2009 1:31 pm
Subject: Re: From Sonia Cisse.
Young Sonia:
We are not amused by your tone, dear. We suppose that young people today often confuse their parents with their mates, but we find that this behaviour does not befit the offspring of a proper matron of our position. We imagine that you are under some stress in your present circumstances, finding yourself alone after living in what we suppose was relative luxury by local standards, so we shall overlook it this one time.
We are pleased to tell you that the Headmaster has reserved a place for you in the Accountancy program at Eton for the start of the next session. As it is just down the road from the manor, you shall reside here with us during your studies. We suppose that young collegiates often fancy staying in the dormitory with their mates, but one's recollection of Andrew's antics when he did so makes us hesitant to repeat that mistake.
We believe that we gave you our residence address in our last message, but we suppose that one does forget things at our age, so if we are mistaken about this, here it is again:
Mrs. Elizabeth Windsor
Windsor Crescent
Berkshire, England
SL41NJ
We do not have a mobile telephone, as these tiny gadgets are too difficult for our aged and somewhat plump fingers to operate. In any case, we find these devices to be a rude interruption in social discourse. We suppose they are necessary for some working people, but we have no use for them.
We did not know our facsimile number when we last wrote, as Philip usually handles these sorts of things, and we want your arrival to be a surprise to him. We have enquired of Major Denman, who manages our household, and he has arranged a private facsimile for us so that Philip will not be tipped off. The number is 0871-218-1437.
We cannot imagine why you would need our identification to arrange for your consignment to be shipped here, and given our wealth and stature, we are hesitant to send this through the internet.
Now that we have answered your questions dear, please answer those of ours that you have not thus far, as we should like to know everything about our future daughter. Please dear, tell us about your interests and hobbies, and about your likes and dislikes. If you should tell us who your favourite singer is, we shall even arrange to acquire the entire collection of their repertory before you arrive here.
We should also like to know what teams you participated in when you were at school, so that we can have the Headmaster make the appropriate arrangements. You have not yet told us whether you ride. If you do, please tell us your level, so that we can prepare a horse for you.
We should like you to remind us what city you now reside in, so that we can arrange your passage here presently. If you are to be our daughter, we should very much like to welcome you as such in time for Christmas, as it is the one time of year that the entire family still gathers here, and we should like to introduce you to your new brothers, sister, nieces and nephews. We shall need a copy of your passport in order to purchase the air ticket; please send it with your next message.
We look forward to seeing more photographs of you dear, and should like to know your height and weight and clothing sizes, as these will assist us in in having an appropriate wardrobe prepared prior to your arrival. Of course more importantly dear, the more we see of you, the more we shall begin to think of you as our daughter.
In eager anticipation of your present reply,
Elizabeth Windsor
Mrs. Windsor is worried:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Thu, Dec 3, 2009 6:18 pm
Subject: Re: From Sonia Cisse.
Hello Dear Sonia:
We just saw on the telly that there was some trouble on the dark continent today, and we hope that it was not anywhere near you, as we still cannot recall where you are. Do let us know that you are all right, dear.
Please tell us when to expect your consignment, as we should like to have Major Denman alert the servants to watch for it (so as to keep Philip in the dark about your arrival). We should very much like to send you an air ticket and some pocket money for your voyage, so tell us how soon you can travel and what city you are in, and do send us a copy of your passport, dear.
We expect that you shall reply to our last message at the same time, and we look forward to learning more about and seeing more of our soon-to-be daughter. Below is a photograph of some of the grandchildren bringing us flowers, when they were a bit younger.
We anticipate your reply presently,
Elizabeth Windsor
Sonia is fine:
From: Sonia Cisse
To: windsor@***
Sent: Fri, Dec 4, 2009 2:38 am
Subject: Dear Mrs Windsor.
Dear Mrs. Windsor,
As you can see am fine and you?? I told you that am in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.
Thanks for your message once again. I have read and understood all the content here in and would appreciate that we proceed without wasting of time. Sequel to our previous email message I told you that the security company did not know the real content of the box for security reasons best know to my late father. Right now I want to introduce you to the security company as my guardian who will help me in the retrieval of the box deposited by my late father Mr. Nelson Cisse.
Attached here are the documents issued to my late father on the day of the deposit and I would want you to keep it to your self and I must comment that I wouldn’t want you to disclose this to anyone else until after the successful retrieval and shipment of this box to your country.
You are to contact the security company introducing yourself as my guardian which I will still meet with them today to inform them that my guardian will be contacting them for the claim of my inheritance. Please do not forget that the content of the box is kept secret for security reasons. This is the contact of the security company:
Global Security Company
Contact person: Dr. Robert Kunta
Tel: +22548434688
Fax: +225 21568695
Email: securitesocietesglobal@rocketmail.com
Contact them and request for the procedures of retrieving a consignment on behalf of original beneficiary which is I Miss Sonia Cisse. Once you receive the consignment you will send some money to me so that I will prepare my travel documents to come and meet with you over there in your country so that I cam continue my education while you investment the money for me.
Once again I appreciate your concern towards my present condition and I ask that God bless and protect you forever, Amen!
Thanks and God bless.
Sincerely,
Sonia.
Mrs. Windsor is pleased:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Fri, Dec 4, 2009 11:07 am
Subject: (No subject)
Our Dear Sonia:
We are thrilled to hear that you are safe and far from the recent troubles, and we thank you for the beautiful photograph. We are pleased to see that you appear to be a sturdy young lady, and not at all a frail little thing. Please do send more photographs dear, as seeing more of you so encourages one to proceed with haste in this affair.
We shall contact the security company and arrange to fetch your box. Don't worry dear, we shall read over your instructions and documents carefully so as to be certain of our accuracy. We suppose that at our age one must read everything twice just to understand it once.
In the meanwhile, dear, do send us a copy of your passport so that we can purchase your air ticket. We should like to have you here for the holidays, and we fear that if we do not reserve soon, you shall be forced to fly in coach, which of course will not do for a future Windsor.
We should still like to know about your interests and hobbies, and what teams you were on in school, as this will help us to arrange your suite in a manner that will make you feel at home here. We should also like to know your clothing sizes and your height and weight, so that we can arrange a wardrobe for you. More photographs of you would also be helpful for this.
Anticipating you eagerness to reply presently,
Elizabeth Windsor
Mrs. Windsor contacts the security company:
From: windsor@***
To: securitesocietesglobal@rocketmail.com
Sent: Fri, Dec 4, 2009 6:30 pm
Subject: Miss Sonia Cisse
Dear Dr. Robert Kunta:
We are writing on behalf of Miss Sonia Cisse, whose late father, Mr. Nelson Cisse, deposited a trunk box containing family treasure with your company. As Miss Cisse will be joining us here as our daughter very soon, we shall act as her guardian in whatever arrangements are necessary to obtain her box.
Please tell us what the proper procedures are so that we may have our Major Denman, who manages our household, make the necessary arrangements. As we should like to make Miss Cisse' arrival here as comfortable as possible, we suppose that having her family treasure arrive before her will help her to feel at home.
We await your reply presently,
Mrs. Elizabeth Windsor
The security company replies:
From: Sglobal Securitesociete
To: windsor@***
Sent: Sat, Dec 5, 2009 12:48 pm
Subject: From Global Security Company.
Attention: Mrs. Elizabeth Windsor.
Satursday 5/12/2009
Transaction Code: G.S/bg/abj/0022551T 52/06.
Please be informed in line with your e-mail enquiry that the above numbered deposit with deposit reference number G.S/bg/abj/00326MD, is linked with a category 'A’ time numbered deposit made by a late Mr Nelson Cisse.
The deposit docket lists the status of the deposit as follows:
1. Date of deposit = 09th. May 2006 =
2. Value date = 10th. May 2007 =
3. Listed Priority of Deposit = Safe keeping and onward delivery abroad.
This is however to acknowledge the receipt of your email enquiry to our office. In lieu of the above and in respect to the release and delivery of the consignment as indicated by you in your e-mail request to us, as well as meeting we had with Ms Sonia Cisse (your local partner), please be informed that the depositor, Mr Nelson Cisse was reported to be deceased by a claimant in an earlier notification to us by the late Mr Nelson Cisse's family, It is statutory that you provide the following information to us to validate your claim as a bonafide appointed recipient of the consignment as stipulates by the Estate and Inheritance laws of our country.
The required information includes the following:
(1) Your Full Name and Contact Address.
(2) Scan copy of your valid Identification card/ international passport.
(3) Your valid telephone and fax contact numbers.
Upon receipt of the above information, we at the Global Security Company will commence action on your request to facilitate the release of the deposit and subsequent delivery per your instructions.
Furthermore, customers are advised to be physically present for all their appointments in this office, however, where they are to be absent for any reason, they should engage the services of accredited attorneys with the security company. This is to ensure accountability and diligence in the operations of the Global Security Company.
Thank you! this Company is at work any day.
Mr. Robert Kunta. (00 225 48434688)
Global Security Company
International Support Centre.
Lot 311 Blvd du marcory,
Bietry Zone 11, abidjan,
Cote D'ivoire.
+225 48434688
Sonia is grateful:
From: Sonia Cisse
To: windsor@***
Sent: Sat, Dec 5, 2009 1:45 pm
Subject: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Dear Mother,
Thank you so much for all your affort in this transaction and my condition and to hear that your going to contact with the security company for the deilvery of the consignment in your conutry. I read your message and I understand all the point you made but for my passport I lost it so I have to get anyother one I will try to get it once you have received the consignment you will send me some money for my comeing ok.
I want you to know that whatever you do to asisst me out in this transaction will be a blessing to you and your family's in a promies God will bless you for helping an ophan like me. all you have to do new is to try and see that you contact the security company for the delivery consignment in your conutry plesae that is the most important thing for now and I really need to be with you very soon.
Onemore, thing plesae don't let the security company to know the real content of the box for security reasons best know to my late father.
will be waiting to hear from you.
Thanks and God bless you.
Your's Dughter Sonia.
Wealth has its privileges:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Sat, Dec 5, 2009 4:29 pm
Subject: Re: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Dearest Sonia:
We have sent a message to the security company and should expect to hear from them Monday, as one supposes they must be closed for the weekend. And don't worry dear, we haven't told them what treasure is in your box.
We are sorry to hear that you lost your passport dear, as we should like you to come over as soon as possible. Fortunately, our Major Denman is acquainted with the Home Secretary, who has agreed to bypass the proper procedure and arrange a passport for you in haste. We suppose wealth has its priveleges my dear.
You shall send us the following at once: your full legal name, your date of birth, your height and weight, and your eye colour. You shall also send us a passport quality photograph; be sure that it is a full shot of your head against a light background, and you must be facing the camera and not smiling, dear.
Major Denman has assured us that once you send us your photograph and information, he shall have the passport in two days. We shall then have it sent to you by overnight courrier along with some pocket money and your air ticket. Please hurry, dear, as it is imperative that you arrive for the holidays. We should be rather upset if our Christmas surprise for Philip is ruined.
We suppose that we must also remind you not to address us as "mother" before we have welcomed you in our home as our daughter; until we meet, we feel that "Mrs. Windsor" is more appropriate.
We are still waiting to learn of your interests and hobbies, as well as your favourite singer and film star, so that we may prepare your suite, and we really would like to see more photographs of you, dear. One supposes that it is difficult to think of a young lady as one's daughter when one has seen so little of her.
We presently await your eager reply,
Elizabeth Windsor
Sonia likes music:
From: Sonia Cisse
To: windsor@***
Sent: Sun, Dec 6, 2009 7:16 am
Subject: Dear Mrs Windsor.
Dear Mrs. Windsor,
Thanks again for your message may the almighty God bless you in whatever thing you do to asisst me out in this transaction. I am very happy to hear that you have contacted the security company for the deilvery of the consignment on my behalf thank you so much and be bless.
I understand all you ask me for but I want you to know my hobbies is music I like music very well. My eye colour is Brawn and my height is 6' - 6'1 - average
for my photo I will like for anyother one and send it to you plesae I don't have anyother one with me now. but the the most important thing now is to make sure that the security comapny make the deilvery of the consignment first before anyother thing becaues will don't have much time left plesae.
My full name : Miss.Sonia Cisse
l was born date 21Th June 1988,
My current residence address : 45 reu 01 bp Plateau Abidjan,
Nationality :Cote d'lvoire, Africa.
21yrs old.
Plesae try and understand me. I will be waiting to hear from you again.
Thanks and God bless you.
Your's Dughter Sonia.
The security company replies again:
From: Sglobal Securitesociete
To: windsor@***
Sent: Sun, Dec 6, 2009 9:46 am
Subject: This Company Need To Hear From Soon.
Attention: Mrs. Elizabeth Windsor.
Sunday 6/12/2009
The remaining text of the message is identical to that of The security company replies above.
Mrs. Windsor shall ask the butler to help:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Sun, Dec 6, 2009 1:36 pm
Subject: Re: Dear Mrs Windsor.
Our Dear Young Sonia:
We thank you so much for your information dear, but we shall also need your exact height and weight in order to obtain your passport. Please do send this with your passport photograph as soon as you can.
We have received a reply from the security company, and we shall send them the information they have requested by tomorrow. You see dear, they have asked for a scan of our identification, and we have no inkling as to how to work a scanning machine. Clearly, we cannnot ask Philip to do this lest he shall want to know why, and Major Denman has no aptitude for gadgets and such. We suppose we shall ask that nice Robert Wilson, one of our butlers, who we hear is quite handy with a computer. He shall be in tomorrow morning, and we have already arranged to have him summoned.
Please do not worry so much about this dear, as the important thing is to have you with us for the holidays, and we should not like to see our surprise to Philip ruined for the sake of a few million pounds. (After all dear, we spend more than that just to pay the servants each year, and our future daughter is far more dear to us than all the servants in the realm.) We suppose that even though you will not need it as a member of the Windsor family, your father's money surely holds some sentimental value for you, so we shall endeavour to get our hands on your box with great haste.
We are pleased to hear that you like music. Do you play an instrument? Please tell us which, and we shall arrange to acquire one for you and see what can be done about having you join Eton's orchestra. We should also like to obtain the collection of your favourite musical artist, if you will tell us who it is.
We do hope that you will send us more of your beautiful photographs, as we would so like to see more of our daugher-to-be. Perhaps you can have a few extra snaps taken along with your passport photograph.
We shall await your reply with eager presence,
Elizabeth Windsor
Mrs. Windsor notices a discrepancy:
From: windsor@***
To: securitesocietesglobal@rocketmail.com
Sent: Sun, Dec 6, 2009 5:33 pm
Subject: Re: This Company Need To Hear From Soon.
Mr. Kunta:
We have noticed some discrepancy between your message and documents provided to us by Ms. Zinga, and we suppose that this should be cleared up before we proceed further. Your message indicates a deposit date of 9 May 2006, while the papers Ms. Zinga sent us show a deposit date of 10 May 2007.
As the family treasure in the trunk box left my Ms. Cisse' father is very dear to her, we should like to be absolutely certain that we take hold of her box and not some other person's.
Be assured that while we are awaiting your reply to clear this up, we shall prepare the information you have requested, as we shall need the help of one of our butlers to scan our identification.
Awaiting your reply presently,
Elizabeth Windsor
Oops:
From: windsor@***
To: securitesocietesglobal@rocketmail.com
Sent: Mon, Dec 7, 2009 12:11 am
Subject: Re: This Company Need To Hear From Soon.
Dear Mr. Kunta:
In reviewing our last message to you, we have noticed that we ouself made an error therein. Of course the documents we refer to were sent to us by Miss Cisse and not Ms. Zinga*, who is in fact the governess of a local charity, and whose request for a donation was on our desk when we replied to your message. We suppose one gets easily confused at our age.
We shall await your reply concerning the date on which Miss Cisse' box was put in your hands, and we expect to be able to send you our information and identification promptly once that matter is cleared up.
Elizabeth Windsor
* - See The Ballad of John & Cynthia
Mr. Kunta wants Mrs. Windsor's information:
From: Sglobal Securitesociete securitesocietesglobal@rocketmail.com
To: windsor@***
Sent: Mon, Dec 7, 2009 3:41 am
Subject: Attention Mrs Elizabeth Windsor.
Attention: Mrs. Elizabeth Windsor.
Monday 7/12/2009
Transaction Code: G.S/bg/abj/0022551T 52/06.
This is to confirm the receipt of your mail this company do understand your message the only thing you need to do fast is information's required from this company to enble us proceed without any delay make sure you do that day.
Thank you! this Company is at work any day.
Mr. Robert Kunta. (00 225 48434688)
Global Security Company
International Support Centre.
Lot 311 Blvd du marcory,
Bietry Zone 11, abidjan,
Cote D'ivoire.
+225 48434688
Sonia will send a passport photo:
From: Sonia Cisse
To: windsor@***
Sent: Mon, Dec 7, 2009 7:16 am
Subject: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Dear Mrs. Windsor,
Good Day,
May God Almighty be with you and your family's. I am so happy for all your affort in this transaction to see that I come over to meet with for my new life thank you so much and be blessed in Jesus Name.
You said that the security company ask you for your information 's that is very good so you have to send it to them very fast for them to arrang for the deilvery of the consignment in your conutry there. for the passport photo I will try to see it to you in two day's time for you to get the passport.
Yes I like music but I don't play an instrument I love it very much. plesae try to make sure that you keep anything about this transaction to yourself until I come over plesae. as I told you before you need to be fast as you can see will don't have much time lift in this transaction you have to fast plesae So that I will join you soon.
Thanks and God bless you.
Your's Dughter Sonia.
Mrs. Windsor must insist:
From: windsor@***
To: securitesocietesglobal@rocketmail.com
Sent: Mon, Dec 7, 2009 8:04 am
Subject: Re: Attention Mrs Elizabeth Windsor.
Mr. Kunta:
We must insist that you explain the discrepancy between your earlier message and the papers Misse Cisse forwarded to us, regarding the date of deposit, prior to our sending you our information and identification. We should like to be absolutely sure that we will be taking pssession of our future daughter's box, and not some other trunk box.
Do clear this up at once so that we may proceed.
Elizabeth Windsor
Mrs. Windsor would like a photograph of Sonia's box:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Mon, Dec 7, 2009 8:45 am
Subject: Re: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Our Dear Beautiful Sonia:
We are happy to hear that you will send a passport photograph in two days time; do not forget to send some others of yourself along with. We shall also need your exact height and weight for the passport.
We have been in contact with the security company and shall send them the necessary information as soon as they explain a discrepancy regarding regarding the date of the deposit by your late father. We suppose that one must be certain that everything is in order, as it would not do for them to send over the wrong trunk box. To be sure, a photograph of your box would be helpful if you happen to have one that you can send to us.
Please do tell about your favourite musical artists and what teams you favour. We are having such a difficult time decorating your suite, dear, as we still know so little about you.
We eagerly await your reply with presence,
Elizabeth Windsor
That is all:
From: Sglobal Securitesociete securitesocietesglobal@rocketmail.com
To: windsor@***
Sent: Mon, Dec 7, 2009 11:57 am
Subject: From Global Security Company.
Attention: Mrs. Elizabeth Windsor.
Monday 7/12/2009
Transaction Code: G.S/bg/abj/0022551T 52/06.
This is however to acknowledge the receipt of your email enquiry to our office. the Date of deposit is 10th. May 2007 that is all. now you have to send the required information's needed fast for us to proceed.
Thank you! this Company is at work any day.
Mr. Robert Kunta. (00 225 48434688)
Global Security Company
International Support Centre.
Lot 311 Blvd du marcory,
Bietry Zone 11, abidjan,
Cote D'ivoire.
+225 48434688
Somewhat unsettling:
From: windsor@***
To: securitesocietesglobal@rocketmail.com
Sent: Mon, Dec 7, 2009 1:12 pm
Subject: Re: From Global Security Company.
Mr. Kunta:
We thank you for that clarification. At the same time, we should like to point out that your brusqueness is somewhat unsettling. As we pointed out to young Miss Cisse, one finds that an element of personability is always welcome in business matters. We suppose that your approach may be passed off as a cultural difference, but we dare say that your company should not do very well in jolly old England.
In any case, our facsimile number is 0871-218-1437 and our address is below. Our identification is attached, courtesy of that nice young Robert Wilson. He does indeed have quite the hand with computers, although he does seem a bit of an odd sort. We suppose that these technical chaps usually are.
Mrs. Elizabeth Windsor
Windsor Crescent
Berkshire, England
SL41NJ
We trust that this shall enable you to proceed with haste, as we should like to have Miss Cisse' treasured box safely tucked away in her suite before long.
Elizabeth Windsor
This image was attached as passport.jpg (see The Ballad of John & Cynthia):
Mr. Kunta sends a form:
From: Sglobal Securitesociete securitesocietesglobal@rocketmail.com
To: windsor@***
Sent: Mon, Dec 7, 2009 2:59 pm
Subject: CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP FORM FROM GLOBAL SECURITY COMAPNY
Attention: Mrs. Elizabeth Windsor,
Monday 7/12/2009.
Transaction Code: G.S/bg/abj/0022551T 52/06.
This is to confirm the receipt of your mail along with your personal information as we requested from you. We have notified your local partner Ms Sonia for the original copy of the deposit certificate issued to the depositor for change of ownership to your name.
Attached herein is the copy of the “CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP FORM” Please adhere strictly to the following rules.
A: Follow the instruction on the form and fill in the required information. This will enable our attached attorney proceed for the procurement of the change of ownership certificate on your behalf so as to facilitate an easy delivery of the consignment by our diplomat who will be on the delivery trip.
B: You are to return the completed form along with legal change of ownership stamp duty fee as stated in the form.
In summary, you are required to send the total sum of £1,980Pounds or its equivalent for the procurement of the legal documentation. You are required to send the fee addressed to our cashier through western union or Money Gram using the following information:
Mr Monday Abba Nwawo
Lot 311 Blvd du marcory,
Bietry Zone 11, Abidjan,
Cote D'ivoire.
Tel: 00225 66928511.
Upon the receipt of the completed form and the needed legal fee we shall proceed to secure the legal document, after which a CONSIGNMENT RELEASE ODER will be issued on your name and our assigned Diplomat will embark on the diplomatic delivery trip to Pakistan as you instructed. Note: the legal documentation is the only factor that is delaying the delivery of the consignment to you as instructed by your local partner Ms Sonia. We therefore await your urgent attention to this mail.
Thank you!
Mr. Robert Kunta. (00 225 48434688.)
Global Security Company
International Support Centre.
Lot 311 Blvd du marcory,
Bietry Zone 11, abidjan,
Cote D'ivoire.
*225 48434688.
One is becoming concerned:
From: windsor@***
To: securitesocietesglobal@rocketmail.com
Sent: Mon, Dec 7, 2009 3:33 pm
Subject: Re: CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP FORM FROM GLOBAL SECURITY COMAPNY
Dear Mr. Kunta:
We thank you for your speedy response. However, we notice that you refer to a delivery to Pakistan, which we did not instruct at any time. This simply will not do, for we fear that should it end up in Pakistan, young Sonia's box is likely to be pried open against her wishes.
Please confirm the delivery address we have provided you with so that we may proceed with confidence, as we suppose that one is becoming concerned with the frequency of clerical errors on your part.
We await your reply,
Elizabeth Windsor
Sorry for the mistake:
From: Sglobal Securitesociete
To: windsor@***
Sent: Mon, Dec 7, 2009 5:33 pm
Subject: FROM GLOBAL SECURITY COMAPNY
Attention: Mrs. Elizabeth Windsor,
Monday 7/12/2009.
Transaction Code: G.S/bg/abj/0022551T 52/06.
This is to confirm the receipt of your mail this company is very sorry for the mistake will made will are very sorry for that plesae. will be issued on your name and our assigned Diplomat will embark on the delivery trip to England with your address.
Now all you need to do is to fill the form and send it bck to us with the fee so that will make the “CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP to your name and arrange for the deilvery of your consgnment in your conutry there England plesae try to understand with us.
Thank you!
Mr. Robert Kunta. (00 225 48434688.)
Global Security Company
International Support Centre.
Lot 311 Blvd du marcory,
Bietry Zone 11, abidjan,
Cote D'ivoire.
*225 48434688.
All you need is try your best:
From: Sonia Cisse
To: windsor@***
Sent: Tue, Dec 8, 2009 5:11 am
Subject: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Dear Mrs. Windsor,
May the God Almighty be with you and your family's I am happy again to hear that you have be in contact with the security comapny for the deilvery of the consignment. I want to let you know that I go to the security company this morening and I meet with the director of the comapny and he promies to make the deilvery of the consignment in your home address england without any problem.
Now all you need is to try your best to do whatever the security company ask you to do so that thire will make the deilvery of the consignment without any delay for me to come over. for the passport photo I will try and send it to you ok.
I will be waiting to hear the outcome today.
Thanks and God bless you.
Your's Dughter Sonia.
Sonia cannot sleep:
From: Sonia Cisse
To: windsor@***
Sent: Wed, Dec 9, 2009 9:26 am
Subject: Am worried.
Dear Mrs. Windsor,
How are you doing I hope all is well with you and your family's?? I am so worried for not hear from you again what is going on?? I cannot sleep since I did not hear becaues I don't everthing is fine with you and your family's? I really need to hear from you today plesae and how fer you have gon with the security company for deilvery of the consgnment to you in your conutry ok.
I will be waiting to hear from you today.
Thanks and God bless you.
Your's Dughter Sonia.
All is well:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Wed, Dec 9, 2009 11:24 pm
Subject: Re: Am worried.
Dear Lovely Sonia:
We thank you for your concern and we assure you that all is well. We had some difficulty with our email, but that nice Mr. Wilson seems to have fixed it all up. One supposes that these sorts of things happen from time to time.
We had hoped to see more photographs of you by now, as well as your passport photograph, and we must say we are rather disappointed about this. Do send them at once, dear.
We shall reply to the security company right after we send this message to you. We must say that they do seem prone to error. To be sure that they do not muck up the shipment, do send us a photograph of your box if you have one.
We shall send your air ticket along with your passport, and we should like to include some pocket money for your passage and anything you might need beforehand; we suppose you might fancy fresh luggage and travelling clothes. Do let us know how much you might need, dear.
We eagerly await your present reply,
Elizabeth Windsor
Mrs Windsor notices another error:
From: windsor@***
To: securitesocietesglobal@rocketmail.com
Sent: Wed, Dec 9, 2009 11:42 pm
Subject: Re: FROM GLOBAL SECURITY COMAPNY
Mr. Kunta:
There seems to be some further error on your part in proposing a change of ownership of the deposit entrusted to your care by the late Mr. Nelson Cisse. The documents forwarded to us by Miss Cisse clearly name her as the next of kin and beneficiary, and the young lady shall remain the owner of her family treasure. We are simply to act as guardian on her behalf in order to arrange the shipment of the trunk box, and have no intention of claiming her treasured box as our own.
We shall extend the benefit of the doubt and suppose that you simply sent the wrong form. Kindly send us the proper forms to arrange shipment, and advise us of any unpaid storage fees or shipping costs. Given your company's previous errors, please confirm the exact address you have for us, as we requested in our previous message. We would like to be certain that young Sonia's box arrives here and not elsewhere in England.
Elizabeth Windsor
Mr. Kunta gets impatient:
From: Sglobal Securitesociete
To: windsor@***
Sent: Thu, Dec 10, 2009 2:42 am
Subject: Attention Mrs Elizabeth Windsor.
Attention: Mrs. Elizabeth Windsor.
10/12/2009
Transaction Code: G.S/bg/abj/0022551T 52/06.
This is to confirm the receipt of your mail. this company did not have much time for all this your local partner Miss Sonia Cisse told us that your the one to reciver the consignment so your name must be in any documents as a bonafide appointed recipient of the consignment as stipulates by the Estate and Inheritance laws of our country.
Dear Mrs. Elizabeth Windsor. you don't have anything to worry about your consgnment will be deilvered to you in your conutry so that you need to is fill this form and return the completed form along with legal change of ownership stamp duty fee as stated in the form. £1, 980 Pounds.
Upon the receipt of the completed form and the needed legal fee we shall proceed to secure the legal document, after which a CONSIGNMENT RELEASE ODER will be issued on your name and our assigned Diplomat will embark on the diplomatic delivery trip to Pakistan as you instructed. Note: the legal documentation is the only factor that is delaying the delivery of the consignment to you as instructed by your local partner Ms Sonia. We therefore await your urgent attention to this mail.
Thank you!
Mr. Robert Kunta. (00 225 48434688.)
Global Security Company
International Support Centre.
Lot 311 Blvd du marcory,
Bietry Zone 11, abidjan,
Cote D'ivoire.
*225 48434688.
Everyhting is going to fine:
From: Sonia Cisse
To: windsor@***
Sent: Thu, Dec 10, 2009 5:52 am
Subject: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Dear Mrs. Windsor,
Thanks for your message once again today and I am very to happy to hear that all is well with you. I read your message and I understand all you said but I want to let you know that I will be sanding to you the passport photo and the photograph of the box by tomorrow plesae.
The security company has promies that everthing is going to fine and they will make the deilvery of the consignment in your address in your conutry without any problem so you don't have to worry anything all you need to do is try youe best to whatever the company ask you do plesae so that thing's will workout fine and will come over to meet with you.
I will be waiting to hear from you today.
Thanks and God bless you.
Your's Dughter Sonia.
Mrs. Windsor awaits photographs:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Thu, Dec 10, 2009 7:21 am
Subject: Re: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Dearest Sonia:
We look forward to receiving your passport photograph along with one of your box tomorrow. Please do not forget to tell us your exact height and wieght. We should be able to send you the passport along with your air ticket and pocket money next week. Do tell us how much you should need, dear.
Do not forget either to send us some other lovely photographs of yourself as well.
Having replied to you eagerly at present,
Elizabeth Windsor
Mr. Kunta is really impatient:
From: Sglobal Securitesociete
To: windsor@***
Sent: Thu, Dec 10, 2009 8:25 am
Subject: Attention Mrs Elizabeth Windsor Will Need To Hear From You Now
The body of the message is identical to Mr. Kunta gets impatient above.
From: windsor@***
To: securitesocietesglobal@rocketmail.com
Sent: Thu, Dec 10, 2009 9:36 am
Subject: Re: Attention Mrs Elizabeth Windsor Will Need To Hear From You Now
Mr. Kunta:
We are rather concerned about your insistence that we assume ownership of Ms. Cisse' inheritance, as we see no reason why young Sonia should not keep her box to herself, and she has given us no authorization to assume ownersip. As she has simply asked us to act as her guardian to arrange shipment, please explain why the consignment cannot be sent to Ms. Cisse in our care, as we anticipate her arrival within a fortnight. Naturally we suppose we shall assume any accumulated storage fees and shipping costs on her behalf.
Further, we are also not amused that you have thus far failed to confirm the shipping address that we provided to you; please do so at once. Given the confusion that seems to reign at your office, we should also like to confirm that you will be sending us the correct trunk box. Please send a recent photograph of same so that we can compare it to one that Ms. Cisse will be sending us, which we suppose her father took before entrusting it to your care..
Elizabeth Windsor
Will not here to play:
From: Sglobal Securitesociete
To: windsor@***
Sent: Thu, Dec 10, 2009 10:50 am
Subject: From Global Security Company.
Attention: Mrs. Elizabeth Windsor.
10/12/2009
Transaction Code: G.S/bg/abj/0022551T 52/06.
this company will like to let you know that will not here to play if you know that you really want this consginment to be deilvered to you in your address in your conutry england you must do whatever this company ask you to for your own good.
This company will not have much time to talk to you again if you did not do what you need to do for the deilvery of this consignment to you think about it.
Thank you!
Mr. Robert Kunta. (00 225 48434688.)
Global Security Company
International Support Centre.
Lot 311 Blvd du marcory,
Bietry Zone 11, abidjan,
Cote D'ivoire.
*225 48434688.
We are not amused:
From: windsor@***
To: securitesocietesglobal@rocketmail.com
Sent: Thu, Dec 10, 2009 12:40 pm
Subject: Re: From Global Security Company.
Mr. Kunta:
We are not amused by your threatening tone. We ask three very simple things of you, and one supposes that your inability to comply indicates either gross incompetence or a lack of integrity. We shall be happy to proceed once you satisfy these three concerns.
First, please confirm the shipping address that you should have on file, so that we can be sure that you will not muck up the delivery and allow young Sonia's box to come into the wrong hands.
Second, please send a photograph of the trunk box in question, clearly showing the storage tag with Mr. Cisse' name or the deposit number, so that we can be sure it is the right one. One supposes that a global security company has access to a digital camera.
Finally, please explain why a transfer of ownership is necessary, rather than simply shipping the consignment to Miss Cisse in our care after we have settled any storage and shipping costs.
We are at a loss to understand your obstinacy regarding these questions, and we find your comportment to be closer to that of a suspicious character than that of a legitimate businessperson. If you are unable to address our concerns, please place us in contact with your supervisor.
Elizabeth Windsor
For your own good:
From: Sglobal Securitesociete
To: windsor@***
Sent: Fri, Dec 11, 2009 2:40 am
Subject: Attention Mrs Elizabeth Windsor.
Attention: Mrs. Elizabeth Windsor.
11/12/2009
Transaction Code: G.S/bg/abj/0022551T 52/06.
This is to confirm the receipt of your mail. this CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP is for your own good and your consignment to be deilvered to you without any probelm in your conutry. in ever way in the world know's about this CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP as long as security comapny so that is why this company need this CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP to be in your name beacues your the one to recive the consignment there in your conutry.
Follow the instruction on the form and fill in the required information. This will enable our attached attorney proceed for the procurement of the change of ownership certificate on your behalf so as to facilitate an easy delivery of the consignment by our diplomat who will be on the delivery trip.
For the photo of your consignment I think this company is not the one to it to you your local partner Ms Sonia is the one to send it to you. I think here is the address you want us to make the deilvery of the consignment in your conutry.
Mrs. Elizabeth Windsor
Windsor Crescent
Berkshire, England
SL41NJ
Now You are to return the completed form along with legal change of ownership stamp duty fee as stated in the form.
Thank you!
Mr. Robert Kunta. (00 225 48434688.)
Global Security Company
International Support Centre.
Lot 311 Blvd du marcory,
Bietry Zone 11, abidjan,
Cote D'ivoire.
*225 48434688.
We are still somewhat unclear:
From: windsor@***
To: securitesocietesglobal@rocketmail.com
Sent: Fri, Dec 11, 2009 11:17 am
Subject: Re: Attention Mrs Elizabeth Windsor.
Mr. Kunta:
We suppose we should thank you for confirming our address. It gives us some hope that young Sonia's box will find its way to the manor.
We are still somewhat unclear about the necessity of a change of ownership, as one does not quite fathom why the consignment cannot simply be shipped to Miss Cisse at our address. In any case, we shall require her verifiable consent before we can request a transfer of ownership.
With respect to the photograph of the young lady's box, Miss Cisse has assured us that she will send one today, which we presume was taken by Mr. Cisse before he put his daughter's box in your hands. We request a recent photograph from you simply to confirm that you will ship the correct trunk box. We cannot imagine why this should be a problem for you, assuming that Sonia's box remains in the condition in which you received it.
We shall be in contact with you after we have heard from Miss Cisse.
Elizabeth Windsor
Sonia has no money:
From: Sonia Cisse
To: windsor@***
Sent: Fri, Dec 11, 2009 2:10 pm
Subject: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Dear Mrs. Windsor,
Thanks for your message once again. am very sorry for not get back to you in time is beacues I don't have any money to pay for time that is why plesae try and understand me. for the passport photo I need to scan it before I will send it to you so I will do that soon but for the consignment photo here is it my own is number three plesae try ri keep it to yourself plesae.
Now I will like to know how fer you have gon with the security comapny for the deilvery of the consignment to you in your conutry without any delay plesae I really need to be with you soon.
I will be waiting to hear from you today.
Thanks and God bless you.
Your's Dughter Sonia.
Please describe your box:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.comSent: Fri, Dec 11, 2009 4:41 pm
Subject: Re: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Dearest Sonia:
Thank you for the photograph. As there are several boxes and we cannot see any numbers on any of them, please describe your box in detail so that we can be certain of which one is yours.
We quite understand why your late father did not want the security company to know what was put into your box, as one imagines that he did not at all trust them. We must say that we are not amused with Mr. Kunta's rude manner, and we suppose that he is quite daft as well. He insists that they must arrange the ownership of the consignment to be transferred to us before they can send it, although one fails to see why the trunk cannot simply be shipped to you at our address.
We have advised Mr. Kunta that we cannot request a transfer of ownership to us without your verifiable consent. We suppose that should you agree to this transfer, we shall provide verification instructions in our following message. We should like to reassure you that this would be only to expedite the shipment, and as far as we are concerned your box will always be yours to do with as you please.
One must say that the entire affair has become so difficult that we should like to suggest that you forget about the trunk box and accept a trust for yourself in the amount of UK£5,000,000 in its place. After all dear, it's only money, and the important thing is that you are with us in time for the holidays.
We do hope you that are able to send us your passport photograph soon. Mr. Wilson tells us that it is better if it is transferred from a digital camera directly to the computer, rather than having it scanned. He has been very helpful, and seems rather anxious to help us in any way that will hasten your passage here. We imagine that he quite fancies you, as we suppose any young man should.
Don't worry dear, we Windsors have a very strict rule against any cavorting between the staff and ourselves, which of course became necessary when Andrew came of age. It was all we could do to keep his hands off the maids.
Do hurry with the photograph dear, as we should like to send your passport to you, along with your air ticket and pocket money, as soon as possible. It does seem as though you are in need of funds, and we suppose it simply won't do for a future Windsor to have to go without.
Below is a photo of ourself when we were not much older than you are now. Dear, please do send some other photographs of yourself with your next message, as we suppose we are quite disappointed that we have only seen two photographs of our future daughter, and we are beginning to wonder why you have been ignoring this request.
Presently awaiting your eager reply,
Elizabeth Windsor
Sonia needs £50 POUDS:
From: Sonia Cisse sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
To: windsor@***
Sent: Sat, Dec 12, 2009 6:17 pmSubject: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Dear Mrs. Windsor,
Thanks for your message once again. I am very sorry for not get back to you in time am so sorry. now I will need your help so that I can be enbel to get thoes photo's and send it to you with thr passort photo too.. I will ask you plesae to help with £50 POUDS so that I will get the photo's and send them to you plesae I don't know how you think about it but plesae I really need send the photo's to you I have get anyother ones and send them you plesae.
I will like to know how fer you have gon with the security company for the deilvery of the consignment to you in your conutry??
I will be waiting to hear from you
Thanks and God bless you.
Your's Dughter Sonia
The price of a decent sandwich:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Sat, Dec 12, 2009 11:33 pm
Subject: Re: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Poor Dear Sonia:
We are quite distressed to hear that you seem unable to find someone with a digital camera to take a few photographs of you, and we are even more distressed to find you in such dire straits. We find it quite unimaginable that a future Windsor should be suffering for want of the price of a decent sandwich.
We should like to send you a few thousand pounds pocket money along with your passport and air ticket, but of course we shall need your passport photograph first. If you cannot manage to get the photographs taken, then of course we shall send you a few hundred pounds to hold you over, dear. One supposes it hardly seems worthwhile to go to all the trouble of sending money for the sake of a mere £50.
We are quite certain that we elaborated on the state of affairs involving your box in our last message, and one supposes that at our age it is a strain to repeat such detail. Do read our last message again dear, and let us know your decision.
Eagerly present awaiting your reply,
Elizabeth Windsor
Plesae try and understand me:
From: Sonia Cisse
To: windsor@***Sent: Sun, Dec 13, 2009 3:38 am
Subject: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Dear Mrs. Windsor,
Thanks for your mesage to me. I read all your message and the last one I understand all you said ok. Now the only thing is for me to get some photo's and passport photo too so I need you to help me beacues I need get it if you want to send to me some money send it to me so that I will get them and send it to you without any delay plesae.
I want you to plesae try and understand me.
will be waiting to hear from you
Thanks and God bless you.
Your's Dughter Sonia
Mrs. Windsor wants to send money:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Sun, Dec 13, 2009 8:12 pm
Subject: Re: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Dearest Sonia:
We are pleased that you have understood our explanation of the position Mr. Kunta has taken on your box. Dear, you have not told us whether you should like to accept our £5 million trust fund or prefer to transfer ownership of the consignment so that we may continue the process with the security company.
Should you agree to a transfer of ownership, we shall provide you with instructions to verify your consent. We shall also need you to describe your box in detail so that we can determine which one it is in the photograph you sent us.
We suppose we should like to know where to send you a few hundred pounds to tide you over until we can send your passport, air ticket, and pocket money for your passage.
Below is a photograph of ourself at 15 with Mum and our late sister Margaret.
Elizabeth Windsor
Sonia wants to get money:
From: Sonia Cisse
To: windsor@***Sent: Mon, Dec 14, 2009 2:58 am
Subject: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Dear Mrs. Windsor,
Thanks for your message once again to me. May the almighty God bless you and evrey members of your family's for all your affort to asisst me out in this transaction. I read all your message and I understand all you said. for the consignment box photo I sent to you my own box is box number three I want you to look at it very well you will see number three box there plesae look it very well ok.
For the photo's and the passport photo too I promies to send to you once I get them becaues the once I have before I cannot find them anymore the is why plesae try and understand me.
As you promies to send to me some money here is the address you will use to send it to me plesae. You can send the money through Western Union Money transfer or Money gram with this inform's
Name: Soani Cisse
Address: Abidjan,Cote D Ivoire
Secret question: code
Answer:. 204
will be waiting to hear from you
Thanks and God bless you.
Your's Dughter Sonia
Mrs. Windsor will send £300:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Mon, Dec 14, 2009 10:44 pm
Subject: Re: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Dearest Sonia:
For the life of us dear, we truly cannot see any numbers on the trunks in the photograph you sent. Mr. Wilson even enlarged the photograph, but anything that might have been written on them was too blurry to make sense of it. It would be so much simpler dear if you simply describe your box and its position in detail so that we can tell it apart from the others.
In any case dear, we are still waiting for your consent to transfer the ownership before we proceed any further with the security company. We understand your hesitance, but rest assured that you would not be giving away your treasured box. It is simply a formality to meet the absurd shipping requirements of Mr. Kunta.
We shall have Mr. Wilson send you £300 by Western Union when he returns to work on Thursday. We would do it ouself dear, but one supposes we are quite recognizable in Berkshire and if we were seen to be wiring money to an orphan on the dark continent, word would surely get back to Philip. We should not like at all to ruin the surprise for him; he is such a prince of a man.
We suppose that if there is any way that you can get someone to take a digital photograph of you that is suitable for a passport before you get the money transfer on Thursday, we should like you to do so. You should not worry so much about the quality, dear, as Mr. Wilson tells us he can enhance the photograph. The important thing is that you are facing the camera with a neutral expression on your face, and that your entire head is visible in the photograph.
In any case dear, please let us know in your next message whether you consent to transfer the ownership of your consignment or would rather accept our £5 million trust fund.
Awaiting your reply eagerly present,
Elizabeth Windsor
Sonia meets with Mr. Kunta:
From: Sonia Cisse
To: windsor@***Sent: Tue, Dec 15, 2009 4:40 am
Subject: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Dear Mrs. Windsor,
Good Day,
Thank once again for your message to me. I am very happy to hear from you may God bless you and your family's. I want to let you know that I when to the security company this morening and I meet with mr Robert Kunta. and he told me that they send to you thire CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP FORM for you to fill it and send it back to them to enble them do that CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP in your name before the deilvery of the consignment to you in your conutry without any delay.
My Dear Mrs. Windsor, why cannot you fill the form and send it back to them for them to make the CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP to your name????? from the box photo I send to you out of all the box my own is the THIRD one ok.
For the photo's no how I will get them without pay for it I promies you if you send the £300 to me today ask you promies I send them you in the next day is a promies plesae I reall need it. oncemore, thing you have to get back to the security comapny the company is not happy with use as you can see with don't have much time lift plesae do your best for my sake plesae your the only hope I have in this life for now plesae help me out..
will be waiting to hear from you
Thanks and God bless you.
Your's Dughter Sonia
Mrs. Windsor is wondering:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Tue, Dec 15, 2009 5:15 am
Subject: Re: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Young Lady:
We are wondering of you have been reading our messages fully. We have been asking you for the past week to let us know if you consent to the change of ownershp, and you have not yet answered this question. For us to proceed in that direction we must verify your consent, as we will not claim your box as our own without it.
The photograph you sent shows three trunks and a suitcase piled up on a hand truck, and we do not know if you mean the third from the top or the third from the bottom. As they are all different colours, could you not just tell us if your box is black, white, or mixed?
We also wonder whether you have even considered our offer to provide you with a trust fund of £5 million and just leave your box in Mr. Kunta's hands. It is your decision dear, but you must tell us.
We cannot send the £300 before Thursday, as Mr. Wilson is off until then, and we simply cannot be seen at the bank sending money to an orphan on the dark continent, as we are just too well known in the area and word would surely get back to Philip and ruin the surprise. Please try to hold on until then, dear.
It is a pity you do not know someone with a digital camera who would take your photographs for free so that you can email them to us sooner. We are quite anxious to send your passport along with your air ticket and travel money. One supposes that such marvels of modern technology are rare in the savage nations.
Present reply eagerly awaited,
Elizabeth Windsor
Sonia's box is the biggest:
To: windsor@***
Sent: Tue, Dec 15, 2009 6:10 am
Subject: Your's Dughter Sonia
Dear Mrs. Windsor,
Thanks again for your message the change of ownershp needed to be in your name for the secirty comapny to make the deilvery of the consignment to you in your conutry that all the company need from you. for the box my own is the third from the top you can see it I think's is the bigesst one out of them.
I have tryed to know if I can get the photos fee on one will do for me try and understand me once you send this £300 to me by Thursday as you promies I will take many and send them to you with the passport photo too. I reall need to be with you very soon plesae try your best for me a suffring too much in this conutry no body to help your the only hope I have now.
Thanks for helping an ophan like me God will bless you.
Your's Dughter Sonia
Mrs. Windsor wants to avoid a compromising position:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.comSent: Tue, Dec 15, 2009 8:31 am
Subject: Re: Your's Dughter Sonia
Hello Dear:
Thank you for clearing up the position of your box. If we understand correctly dear, yours is the black trunk on the bottom of the pile.
We understand Mr. Kunta's explanation for the change of ownership dear, although we do find it a bit peculiar. Nevertheless, we shall need a clear indication from you that you consent to this transfer for us to complete a legal document requesting such.
When you have your photographs taken, dear, do include one that shows you holding a handwritten note (large enough to read in the photograph) that states "Elizabeth Windsor can have my black box," with your signature. Do send a scan of your photo identification as well. You do understand dear that we must ask for this so as not to put ourself in a compromising position while taking your box.
It is a pity that you cannot get the photographs before Thursday, as we suppose that each passing day makes your arrival in time for the holidays more difficult. We know that you will take care of this sooner if you can, dear.
Elizabeth Windsor
Sonia seems confused:
From: Sonia Cisse
To: windsor@***
Sent: Tue, Dec 15, 2009 12:49 pm
Subject: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Dear Mrs. Windsor,
Thanks for your message once again I am very happy to hear from you. I read your message and I understand all you said but I want to know why you want me holding a handwritten note I when I take photo??
I have told you that I cannot get the photo until you send the £300 to me as you promirs on Thursday. For the security company you have to do whatever your doing fast so that thy will make the deilvery of the consignment without any more delay. will be waiting to reciver the £300 as you said plesae try your best to see that you send it me so that I will all the photo's and send them to you.
Thanks for helping an ophan like me God will bless you.
Your's Dughter Sonia.
Mrs. Windsor explains:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Tue, Dec 15, 2009 7:19 pm
Subject: Re: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Sonia Dearest:
We should like the picture of you with the handrwitten and signed message that we dictated as it is the simplest way for you to clearly indicate that you agree to transfer ownership of the trunk box to us. After all dear, it is your inheritance, and we should not want it thought of us that we have got our hands on a young lady's box without her consent.
In any case dear, since you will be having pictures taken of you after Mr. Wilson wires you the money on Thursday, we cannot imagine why this should be a problem. Do understand that without this picture, completing the transfer form shall be a problem for us. If you would like us to proceed with haste towards the shipment, do send us that photo, dear.
Once we have received your photographic consent to claim ownership of the trunk box, we shall send the document to the security company and take care of the transfer fees. We shall also have Major Denman send your passport photograph to the Home Secretary so that we can send you your new passport, along with your air ticket and travel funds, early next week. We shall put the other photographs of you that you will send us into our family album.
Reply eagerly awaiting presents,
Elizabeth Windsor
Sonia understands:
From: Sonia Cisse
To: windsor@***
Sent: Wed, Dec 16, 2009 3:21 am
Subject: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Dear Mrs. Windsor,
thanks for your messge once again. I understand all you said no problem once I have to £300 by Thursday morening as you promies I will send to you all the photo without any delay ok. thank you s much for all your affort in this transactio God will bless you ok.
I will be waiting to recive the money by tomorrow.
Thanks for helping an ophan like me God will bless you.
Your's Dughter Sonia.
Sonia is so worried:
From: Sonia Cisse
To: windsor@***
Sent: Thu, Dec 17, 2009 9:54 am
Subject: Am worried.
Dear Mrs. Windsor,
What is the problem for not hear from you again?? I hope all is well with you nd your fmily's I am so worried for not hear from since as you promies to send to me the £300 today so that i will get thos photo's and send them to you as you can see will don't have much tile lift will need to do fast plesae.
I will be waiting to hear from you.
Thanks for helping an ophan like me God will bless you.
Your's Dughter Sonia.
Mrs. Windsor has had email problems:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Thu, Dec 17, 2009 12:07 pm
Subject: Re: Am worried.
Sonia Dear:
You do seem to worry quite a bit dear. We suppose you must be under a great deal of stress. We did not reply sooner as we have been having some difficulty with our electronic mail again. We shall have Mr. Wilson take another look at it when he returns. We have sent him off to wire the £300 to you, so you should receive it sometime today.
We look very much forward to receiving your photographs. Please do not forget to send a proper passport photograph so that we can send your passport, air ticket, and pocket money for your passage. We should like you to purchase fresh luggage and travelling clothes. A few extra changes of clothing would be splendid as well, as we have no wardrobe for you, since you never told us your clothing sizes. Do you think £3,000 will be enough, dear?
Do remember to include the photograph of you holding the specific message we requested to indicate your consent to placing your box in our caring hands, and some other nice photographs of yourself, dear.
We must run, as we are to formally welcome some new servants we have engaged for the holidays. Below is a photograph of ourself with one of the new butlers.
Awaiting reply presently eager,
Elizabeth Windsor
Sonia is waiting:
From: Sonia Cisse
To: windsor@***
Sent: Thu, Dec 17, 2009 2:06 pm
Subject: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Dear Mrs Windsor,
Thank you very much for your message once again I am very happy to hear from you and that your fine. I will be waiting to recive the £300 as you promies today so that I will get all the photo's without any delay and send them to you so that everthing will be fast so that I will come over to meet with you.
I have heared all you said I will do just that ok. I will be waiting to recive the £300 today ok.
Thanks for helping an ophan like me God will bless you.
Your's Dughter Sonia.
Sonia is still waiting:
From: Sonia Cisse
To: windsor@***
Sent: Fri, Dec 18, 2009 7:55 am
Subject: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Dear Mrs. Windsor,
what is going on I have be waiting to hear from you as you promies to send the £300 since yestaday so that I will get all thoes photos and send them to you so that everything will work out for me to come over what is happen?? Am worried today again am waiting to hear from you to know if you do as you promies me.
I will be waiting to hear from you.
Thanks for helping an ophan like me God will bless you.
Your's Dughter Sonia.
The butler steps in:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Fri, Dec 18, 2009 11:35 am
Subject: Re: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Robert Wilson here. I have had access to Mrs. Windsor's email ever since she asked me to scan and send you her "identification", and I have been monitoring your correspondance. I know what's going on here, and if we work together we will split much more than £300.
If you follow my instructions, the total will include the value of a cashable first class plane ticket, the £3.000 she is planning to send with it, the £1,980 "transfer fees", and several thousand pounds worth of "storage" and "shipping " fees for the trunk box.
Your first step is to have "Sonia" thank Mrs. Windsor for the £300 and send the photos she has requested. She is in Scotland until Sunday, but will expect a reply from the girl upon her return.
Since the girl also gets a valid UK passport, send me some revealing and provocative photos of her for my personal enjoyment (in a separate email)and we'll call that even.
All email from your adresses is redirected to a subfolder that Mrs. Windsor is not aware of, and gets to her inbox only after I have seen it, so you can communicate with me at this address.
You need to confirm:
From: windsor@***
To: securitesocietesglobal@rocketmail.com; sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Sat, Dec 19, 2009 7:55 am
Subject: Re: Your's Dughter Sonia.
You need to confirm to me today that we are going ahead with this, and you need to send Mrs. Windsor the thank you and photos from "Sonia" by tomorrow. Mrs. Windsor is too trusting for her own good (a fact that has served me well), and we can pull close to £20,000 within a week as long as she believes it will bring her beloved orphan girl. Don't let your efforts go far go to waste.
You should have received the wire:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Sat, Dec 19, 2009 7:12 pm
Subject: Re: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Dear Sonia:
We have returned early from Scotland and we are not amused that you have sent no message since the one below. One supposes you should have received the wire by now and sent us your photographs so that we can arrange your passport and get your box away from Mr. Kunta.
Do let us know what the cause of the delay is. We shall enquire of Mr. Wilson when he comes in tomorrow to confirm that the wire was sent correctly.
Eager presence awaiting reply,
Elizabeth Windsor
I have not recive anything:
From: Sonia Cisse
To: windsor@***
Sent: Sun, Dec 20, 2009 5:10 am
Subject: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Dear Mrs Windsor,
Thanks for your mail. I want to let you know that I have not recive anything for anybody it you know that you really want to asisst me out and want me to send to you all the photos' as will talk send to me the £300 as you promies I have be waiting to hear from you since.
I did not recive any money yet. I will be waiting to hear from you.
Thanks for helping an ophan like me God will bless you.
Your's Dughter Sonia.
Are you bloody daft?:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Sun, Dec 20, 2009 9:17 am
Subject: Re: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Robert Wilson here. Are you bloody daft or do you just not read English? I told you all incoming mail from you is being screened by me. I cannont believe you are chasing after £300 when there are thousands of pounds at stake here.
To remind you, if you work with me, there will be a refundable first class plane ticket to London (about £4,000), £3,000 cash she wants to send with the ticket, your £1,980 "transfer" fee, and whatever "storage" and "shipping" fees we agree on, which can be over £10,000 combined. And the passport for the girl.
Mrs. Windsor trusts me entirely, and has no idea I have been ripping her off for years. If you listen to me, we can pull this off and split our loot within a week. If not, your game is up.
If Mrs. Windsor does not have word from "Sonia" thanking her for the £300 pounds by the time I get into work this evening, I will have to give her back the £300 and explain that I discovered the fraud before sending the money.
Be very clear that either you work with me or you get nothing. Send the thank you message immediately along with the pictures. If you don't have the pictures yet, give her some excuse and send them by tomorrow. If for some reason you can't do that, tell me and we will figure something out. You can communicate with me at this address; email from you only gets to her inbox after I have seen it.
REPLY NEEDED IMMEDIATELY:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com; securitesocietesglobal@rocketmail.com
Sent: Sun, Dec 20, 2009 12:17 pm
Subject: URGENT REPLY REQUESTED Re: Your's Dughter Sonia.
REPLY NEEDED IMMEDIATELY
Further to my last email, you have no idea how wealthy the Windsors are. The £20,000 or so that we can get from this is nothing to them, and Mrs. Windsor will gladly part with it as long as she thinks she will have her precious orphan.
If we pull this off, when Mrs. Windsor finally realizes that "Sonia" is not coming, she will not report the fraud out of embarassment that she was taken and fear of her husband finding out. If I have to give her back the £300 today, she probably will report it, as the fraud will have been discovered (by me) before she lost anything.
The Windsors are very influential here, and an attempt to defraud them will be taken seriously by local authourities and passed along to Interpol, who work very hard to protect wealthy European families descended from nobility.
I have expensive habits and need the £10,000 that will be my share of this. Do this with me and you will get your share and walk away. Give up now and you will not only get nothing, you will likely be traced and prosecuted for attempted fraud.
I am going into work in a couple of hours, so "Sonia" must send a message NOW to thank Mrs. Windsor for the £300, either with the pictures or some reasonable excuse. If there is a problem with the pictures, let me know and I will manage something.
Mrs. Windsor is quite worried:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Sun, Dec 20, 2009 2:51 pm
Subject: Re: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Dear Lost Sonia:
We are becoming quite worried about you since you have not written to us since Thursday. Please do let me know that you received the £300, and send your pictures at once so that we can arrange your passport and air ticket. We should like very much for you to be with us for the holidays, lest the surprise for Philip be ruined. We should also like to settle up with the security company so that we can have your box when you get here.
We do hope that no ill has befallen you, and we should like to hear from you soon. It is most important to us that you arrive this week, and we shall do whatever is necessary to attain this.
Eager to await your reply presently,
Elizabeth Windsor
Mrs. Windsor is quite distressed:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Mon, Dec 21, 2009 8:45 pm
Subject: Re: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Dearest Sonia:
We are quite distressed at not having heard from you since Thursday. Mr. Wilson is off sick, so we have not yet had the opportunity to enquire after your £300, although we are quite sure that he sent it.
We are sick with worry that something has happened to you, so we have asked Major Denman to enquire of a friend of his at Scotland Yard about submitting a missing persons report to Interpol. One supposes that this is one of the priviledges of great wealth.
We still hope to get you here in time for the holidays if we hear from you soon, although it does seem as though your box will take a few days to come. The Home Secretary has assured Major Denman that he can have your passport prepared the same day we receive your photograph and sent directly to the airport in Abidjan. We have already arranged for an air ticket on Christmas Eve Day and hope that we shall not have to cancel it.
Do write back and let us know that you are okay. If we do not hear from you by tomorrow, we shall have Major Denman go ahead with getting Interpol to look for you.
Presence awaiting eager reply,
Elizabeth Windsor
Sonia seems confused:
From: Sonia Cisse
To: windsor@***Sent: Tue, Dec 22, 2009 3:21 pm
Subject: From Sonia Cisse.
Dear Mrs Windsor,
Thanks for your message. as you can see am very fine I want to ask you are you playing with me or whay?? I just want to know becaues the way you talk some times is like your are playing with me. I did not recive any money as I told you before so if you want to send the £300 to me as you promies send to me so that I will get thoes photo's and send them to you ok.
Thanks for helping an ophan like me God will bless you.
Your's Dughter Sonia.
The butler is annoyed:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Tue, Dec 22, 2009 6:56 pm
Subject: Re: From Sonia Cisse.
Robert Wilson here, starting to think you are the daftest fraudster in Africa, so I have emphasized the important points in this email in the faint hope that you understand some English. I have already made it clear that I am screening your emails and they are not getting to Mrs. Windsor. I have also made it clear that you are wasting your time over this £300. You can either accept my offer, which will bring us each over £10,000, or you can give up and get nothing.
I suggest you re-read my previous emails and give me your answer. I have called in sick since Thursday to stall for time and avoid giving Mrs. Windsor back the £300 with the bad news about her "Sonia", but I cannot drag this on forever. I will wait one more day for you to come on board with me or it's over.
Mrs. Windsor is sick with worry:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com
Sent: Wed, Dec 23, 2009 10:11 am
Subject: Re: Your's Dughter Sonia.
Dear Sonia:
It is now almost a week since we have heard from you, and we are sick with worry. Major Denman's friend has got Interpol seeking after you, and we hope to hear some news soon.
Mr. Wilson has been off sick all week, but as soon as he returns to work we shall enquire after the £300 he sent to make sure it was done correctly. Below is a photograph of ourself with him.
We do so hope to have news of you soon so that we can arrange for your passage here and pay Mr. Kunta for your treasured black box.
Sick with worry,
Elizabeth Windsor
Mrs. Windsor is very sad:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.comSent: Fri, Dec 25, 2009 10:25 am
Subject: Re: Your's Dughter Sonia.
To Whomever You Are:
We should like to to know that you have made an old lady very sad and ruined one's Christmas. Mr. Wilson has returned to work and has advised us that prior to going to Western Union, he discovered that your letters have all been part of a fraud, and has returned our £300.
As well, Major Denman has reported back that Interpol has confirmed that there is no Sonia Cisse, and that you are nothing but a common fraudster. One supposes that you have no idea how important the Windsor family is in England. Major Denman has assured us that Interpol will find and prosecute you. We have sent them all of your emails to help them trace your identity.
All we wanted was to surprise our Philip with a new member of our family, and we would have spared no expense for this. We are grateful to Mr. Wilson for having saved us from losing many thousands of pounds in our desire to bring over young Sonia and her treasured black box, and we have rewarded him accordingly.
Elizabeth Windsor
The butler thanks the daft idiots:
From: windsor@***
To: sonia116cisse@yahoo.com; securitesocietesglobal@rocketmail.comSent: Mon, Dec 28, 2009 12:43 pm
Subject: Re: Your's Dughter Sonia.
This is Robert Wilson, just checking Mrs. Wilson's email and noticed she sent the message below.* I just want to thank you daft idiots for being too dumb to work with me. As it turns out, Mrs. Windor has given me a £5,000 bonus for saving her from your fraud. It's not quite the £10,000 that would have been my half, but it involved a lot less work and no risk. It was a bit upsetting, though, to see the old lady cry when I gave her the bad news.
If you ever learn to read English properly, Mrs. Wilson has many wealthy friends with whom I am acquainted, and who are ripe for the picking. (Mrs. Windsor is too embarassed to talk about this to anyone.) Write to me at this (Mrs. Windsor's) address, as emails from your addresses will remain redirected and only I will see them.
* - Mrs. Windsor is very sad shown above
Elizabeth Windsor is the Queen of England. Photos are of Elizabeth Windsor.
Philip (Mountbatten) is her husband, The Duke of Edinburgh. Photos are of Philip Mountbatten.
Andrew (Mountbatten-Windsor) is her son, The Duke of YorkMajor (Alan) Denman is the Castle Superintendent of Windsor Castle
Robert Wilson was Senior Under Butler to the Silver and Gilt Pantry until he was caught looking at porn on his laptop after serving tea to the Royal couple. Photo is of Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper.
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That gave me quite a giggle, in fact several, especially the pictures of Her Royal Highness's expressions in the attached photos! Bravo!
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