Brother Terr would like to guide Sister Josephine in assuming a Missionary Position.
Josephine has a precise time to live:
From: Mrs JOSEPHINE OWEN
To: undisclosed recipients:
Sent: Friday, February 12, 2010 6:39 AM
Subject: Working for God
Dearest in Christ,
With due respect and humanity, I am contacting you under a humanitarian ground. I am Mrs josephine.owen , I was born in Baltimore, Maryland in America, and was married to Mr. John owen , Director J.W Industries Cote d'Ivoire. We were married for 36 years with an only child who later died in a ghastly car accident. My husband died in 2006 after a Cardiac Arteries Operation.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I have a precise time to live due to my stroke and cancer illness(cancer of the liver). Before my husband died, there is this sum of Five Million, Five Hundred Thousand Dollars (US$5.500.000) which he deposited with a Private security company here In Ivory Coast . Presently, this money is still in the custody of the Security Company.
I want someone who will use this fund according to the desire of my late husband, that is; to help the less privileged, orphans, widows, victims of war, terrorist attacts, natural disaster and most of its all, propagating the word of God..
Though I have a precised time to live, I am not afraid of death hence I know my reward before our Almighty. Please always remember me in your daily prayers for my up coming cancer surgery. Looking forward to hear from you soon.
God bless you.
Mrs josephine.owen.
Brother Terr was busy deep in the bush:
From: terr
Subject: Re: Working for God.
To: mrsjosephineow@yahoo.co.th.
Date: Sunday, March 7, 2010 23:04 PM
Dear Sister:
Greetings to you in the name of Our Saviour. I apologize for the delay in replying to your most Blessed message, as I was participating in a Spiritual congregation deep in the bush. Your generous wish to leave your wealth to the less fortunate shall surely earn you a place in heaven. I am Brother Terr of the Holy Moses! Brotherhood of the Caped Crusader. Our Mission performs many theatrical and charitable works and would normally be very interested in your donation.
Unfortunately, our Principles allow us to accept donations only from members of our Faith, so unless you are willing to accept a Missionary position as a Sister of our Faith, I am afraid we will have to decline your generous offer.
May you find solitude in the Cave of Our Hero, and may the Dark Knight find your Everlasting Soul beyond his reach.
Brother Terr
Josephine chose Brother Terr by devine direction:
From: Josephine Owen
To: terr
Sent: Thu, Apr 1, 2010 10:12 am
Subject: hope to hear from you today
My Dear Brother Terr
Thank you very much for your response to my mail. I really appreciate the fact that you don't really know me. Please I want to inform you that I choose your address by devine direction.
I know you will feel skeptical about my proposal especially when it is coming from someone you have never known before. You know it looks strange for someone to entrust such money in the hands of someone She does not know. It took me a lot of pains to make this decision to contact you for assistance privileged,orphans,widows after much prayers and I believe the Almighty has directed me to you.
It is 100% risk free and legal.To prove and more details how my later husband died,
Most importantly, I want you to show your credibility, promising that you will be honest and trustworthy to me during all ther project, because this project involves a lot of money so I hope that you will be the right one to carryout the project without any dissapointment or distrust of any kind.
Secondly, you have to keep this confidential and top secret between you and I, because even the security company where my late husband deposited the Box containing this money does not know the true content of the box because he disguised the content of the box as containing Family Valuables for security reasons.
I have never contacted anyone regarding this project before this time because of the confidentiality required in this atticle.
After giving me the necessary assurance, I want you to send me your full name, your picture, telephone and fax number. Finally, like i said, i have agreed to offer you 15% of the total sum of money contained in the box for rendering your assistance to privileged, orphans, widows as soon as the company deliver the consignment box to you there in your country.Thanks and may God bless and guide you.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
I will be sending to you all the documents regards to this project as soon as I confirm your willingness in assisting privileged, orphans, widows over this project .I hope to find a trustworthy partner in you. God bless you.
Yours Sincerely,
Mrs josephine.owen
Brother Terr will be happy to guide Josephine in a Missionary Position:
from: terr
to: mrsjosephineow@yahoo.co.th
date: Wed, Apr 7, 2010 at 8:02 AM
subject: Re: hope to hear from you today
Dear Sister Josephine:
Greetings in the name of Our Saviour. As I explained in my last letter, our Inviolable Principles allow us to accept donations only from a member of the Brotherhood or from a Sister in a Missionary Position in the service of the Brothers. Should you be willing to assume such a position, I will be happy to guide you in doing so. Otherwise, we must decline your most Generous offer.
Brother Terr
Josephine will like to know all about the brotherhood:
from: Josephine Owen mrsjosephineow@yahoo.co.th
to: terr
date: Wed, Apr 7, 2010 at 12:30 PM
subject: Greening in the name of out Lord Jesus Christ,
My Dear Brother Terr,
Greening in the name of out Lord Jesus Christ, and May the pies of our lord be with you.
Thanks for your mail, I am happy to hear from you today.
Please tall me about the brotherhood is it brother’s in thy lord Jesus Christ or something? Please I will like to know all about the brotherhood ok.
Thanks and God be with you.
Yours Sincerely,
Mrs Josephine. Owen.
The Holy Moses! Brotherhood of the Caped Crusader:
from: terr
to: mrsjosephineow@yahoo.co.th
date: Sat, Apr 17, 2010 at 12:52 PM
subject: Re: Greening in the name of out Lord Jesus Christ,
Dear Sister Josephine:
Greetings in the name of Our Saviour. Please excuse the delay in my response to you. I was in sequestration with a number of new Sisters in Missionary positions, as it is my Holy Duty to personally instruct and oversee their training, and have only now returned.
It is a great Honour for me to tell you about the Holy Moses! Brotherhood of the Caped Crusader. As you would gather by our name, our Patron Saint is the Great Prophet who led us through the Divided Waters as we fled the Land of the Pyramids in ancient times. We are permitted to write our Prophet's name only within the full name of the Brotherhood itself, and we speak it only in conjunction with the Blessed Adjective at times of great astonishment.
The Brotherhood was founded generations ago by the Caped Crusader, Father Hominis Chiroptera, to honour and keep sacred the name of the Great Prophet and copy his writings in the ancient style on papyrus. The current leader of the Brotherhood is Father Fraudatio Esca. We are bound by our Inviolable Principles, given to us by the Justice League, which is much like a Council of Elders.
Our residential Mission is located in the Cavos Chiroptera near Gotham. Women are not allowed on the grounds of the Mission, and through most of our history, could have no affiliation with the Brotherhood. In recent times, fear of Charter litigation over gender discrimination led the Justice League update our Inviolable Principles in order to allow Sister Cattus Femina to become the first Sister in a Missionary position servicing the Brotherhood, and have welcomed many more since. The Sisterhood is currently led by Sister Magdalene Kyle and performs its duties to the Brotherhood at the nearby Cattus Domus.
While our primary Purpose remains to honour and keep sacred the name of the Great Prophet and copy his writings in the ancient style on papyrus, the Justice League has ordained us to develop a community outreach programme, through which we perform many theatrical and charitable works. Our recent productions include the great operas Homens em Apertado, Menschen in Strumpfhosen, and Uomini in Calzamaglia, and we are currently working on Mannskap inne Fast.
We have found that bringing the classic operas to inner city children helps them to develop an appreciation for the Arts and brings them a sense of gaiety they would otherwise not experience. Our other outreach programmes include classes in choreography, fashion design, hairstyling, footwear appreciation, and life coaching, as well as our annual Judy Garland festival. Our work in the community has saved many young people from the Temptations of the Dark Knight, and has helped lead them to fruitful careers in law enforcement, construction, cattle farming, native leadership, motorcycle operation, and the military.
I hope this gives you a good Understanding of our Faith and the theatrical and charitable works that your donation would help to support. Please feel free to ask any questions you may have. If it is the will of Our Saviour that you find us worthy of your bequest, I will be happy to tell you more about the duties of the Sisterhood and the requirements for becoming a Sister in a Missionary position servicing the Brotherhood.
May the People of your Village find pleasure in shelter among brethren, and may your Soul be as glitter to their hearts.
Brother Terr
Josephine will be going for oppression:
from: Josephine Owen mrsjosephineow@yahoo.co.th
reply-to: carine.williams2@btinternet.com
to: terr
date: Thu, Apr 22, 2010 at 2:30 PM
subject: i will like to hear from you to day
Gratings in the name of our lord Jesus.
My dear Brother Terr,
How you are to day and all the members of your family hope all is wall with you?
I thank you vary much for your explanation of the brother hood to me I am so happy to hear that is an organisation in lord and is helping orphans those helpless people.
I am ok with that and I will like you to tall me haw I can be with this organisation ok,
At lest I will belong to an organisation that will be praying for me after I have gone.
My brother Terr, the doctor told me that I will be going for oppression and I will like to introduce you to the security company before going for the oppression.
So I will like you to send me you full contact number name and address so I can introduce you to the security company wear this money is and you can communicate with them direct before I go for the oppression any ting can happen to me.
You will see my photo on the attach in the hospitol and I will like to see you's too.
Tall very body to be pray for me for the oppression that I am going ok
Hope to hear from you soon .
From sister
Mrs Josephine. Owen.
Brother Terr has been away:
from: terr
to: carine.williams2@btinternet.com
date: Sun, Oct 10, 2010 at 8:50 AM
subject: Re: i will like to hear from you to day
My Dear Sister Jospehine,
I pray that this letter finds you still breathing and in a good state of wealth. I must apologize for my length as well as this delay. Following my previous message to you, the Justice League (our council of elder eiders) decried that some of us should partake in a spiritual incursion at the Cattus Domus (the house of our Sisterhood) where we had no contact with the outside world. The nature of the disciplinary crisis among our Sisters was such that I did not even have time to pass our correspondence on to another Brother prior to my departure, and I have only recently returned to the Brotherhood in need of much rest.
Please let me know your current status. If you are still interested in joining our Sisters in a Missionary Position and supporting our charitable and theatrical works, do let me know and I will be honoured to tell you all about the requirements for entry in a Missionary Position, which will be greatly facilitated if your illness has helped you to reduce your bulk since the photograph you have sent me was taken. If you are already deceased, please accept my humble apologies as well as my best wishes for your stay in Eternity, and disregard the rest of this.
Yours in the Name of Our Saviour,
Brother Terr
Brother Terr assumes Josephine has deceased:
from: terr
to: carine.williams2@btinternet.com
date: Mon, Oct 25, 2010 at 9:52 AM
subject: Re: i will like to hear from you to day
Sister Josephine,
As I have not heard back from you, I will assume that you have deceased, and I extend my deepest condolences to your loved ones. If someone else is now receiving your emails, please enquire of them as to whether your fortune has been distributed or is still available to charities.
We find ourselves in a difficult position with respect to funding this season's dramatic and charitable works, and would be most appreciative for any donations. In return, we would be willing to pray to our Saviour to ensure that your stay in Heaven is a pleasant one, or, as necessary, arrange a transfer.
Please have whoever has survived you or is managing your affairs contact us at the earliest possible convenience.
Yours in the Name of Our Saviour,
Brother Terr
Tranlsations:
| Hominis Chiroptera | Batman |
| Fraudatio Esca | Scam Bait |
| Cavos Chiroptera | Bat Cave |
| Cattus Femina | Cat Woman |
| Cattus Domus | Cat House |
| Homens em Apertado | Men in Tights |
| Menschen in Strumpfhosen | Men in Tights |
| Uomini in Calzamaglia | Men in Tights |
| Mannskap inne Fast | Men in Tights |
This was the greatest thing I've ever read.... I need to go back and re-read it. There are references within references. Brilliant!
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